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Saturday 18 June 2011

Signs that You're an OBSESSED KPop Fan.

Disclaimer: All opinions and views, most particularly the list are solely created and shall always belong to its rightful owner, that is desiderata at Soompi. I just edited out some details and added some of my touch. No copyright infringement is intended. :p


I'm here, voicing out my opinions about how some people came to support the KPop scene and live for it and live because of it (I know, how ridiculous the term like "I might not live without SHINee, "BigBang is my life" etc can be =.=). Korean wave had started long since the drama 'Winter Sonata' being aired. Its just another step further now that the boyband@girlband make their appearance and became a global sensation. I used to like Korean drama and then it started to fade away as more people started talking about it (I got easily bored by stuff). But now, I think I'm getting obsessed with it (not as obsessed as how some might be, but still, you know, I got a few things on the list too, so yeah..).Okay, so here are the signs and reasons of being too obsessed with a Korean celebrity or any other celeb for that matter, so that you can know yourself and better start practicing some self-refrain to avoid any form of harm done.


You know you're obsessed when:
#1 YOU NAME YOUR DOGS, CATS, MICE, TOOTHBRUSH AFTER YOUR FAVORITE KPOP STAR.

#2
YOU SPEND ALL YOUR ALLOWANCES AND SAVINGS JUST TO BUY YOUR FAVORITE GROUP OR ARTISTS SOMETHING NICE.


#3 YOU WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE GLOBE JUST TO SEE THEM PERFORM

#4 YOU BASH ON OTHERS WHO SAY YOUR FAV. ARTISTS CAN'T SING. 

#5 YOU GET BASHED BY OTHERS WHEN YOU SAY THAT ARTIST CAN'T SING. 

#6 YOU BUY THEIR ALBUM REGARDLESS. EVEN IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND A 
THING. EVEN IF IT SUCKS. 

#7 YOU DON'T CARE IF THEY LIP-SYNC 

#8 YOU THINK THEIR FLAWS ARE NOT REALLY FLAWS BUT SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" 

#9 YOU START TO LIKE TANGERINES BECAUSE YOUR FAVORITE KPOP SINGER LIKES TANGERINE. EVEN IF IN REALITY YOU REALLY HATE IT. 

#10 YOU WILL PERSONALLY CALL THE AJUSHI WHO YELLED AT YOUR "STAR" AND GIVE HIM A PIECE OF YOUR MIND. 

#11 YOU LEAVE HATE COMMENTS ON SOMEONE'S BLOG BECAUSE THEY WERE ON THE SAME STAGE AS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. 

#12 YOU COMMIT SUICIDE.... OR THINK ABOUT COMMITTING SUICIDED BECAUSE OF THE COMMENTS. 

#13 YOU DYE YOUR HAIR AND LOSE WEIGHT BECAUSE YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST LIKES DYED HAIR AND SKINNY ANOREXIC GIRLS 

#14 YOU DREAM ABOUT MARRYING THEM. 

#15 YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR WEDDING DRESS AND HONEYMOON LOCALE PICKED OUT. 

#16 YOU WRITE FANFICS ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS 

#17 YOU BUY EVERYTHING THAT HAS YOUR FAVORITE BOY BAND OR SINGERS ON IT. 


#18 YOU CREATE THREADS LIKE "51 REASONS WHY WONDERBANG ARE MEANT TO BE" 

#19 YOU GET PISSED AND MAD IF ANOTHER GIRL GROUP IN KOREA IS COLLABORATING WITH YOUR FAV. SINGERS 

#20 YOU PARDON THEIR "ANGELIC" VOICES AND SAY THAT THE ARTIST JUST HAS A UNIQUE VOICE. 

#21 YOU GET J E A L O U S (ESPECIALLY IF ANOTHER GIRL IS DANCING WITH YOUR FAVORITE SINGER. OR EVEN STANDING NEXT TO THEM) 

#22 YOU CALL THE FEMALE BACK-UP DANCERS S**** FOR THE APPARENT REASON OF "THOSE GIRLS ARE S****" WHICH REALLY IS NOT EVEN A REASON TO BEGIN WITH. 

#23 YOU FIGHT WITH OTHER SOOMPIERS IN SUPPORT OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST 

#24 YOU SPEND COLLECTIVELY OVER TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON GIFTS FOR YOUR ARTIST. 

#25 YOU WAIT IN THE COLD, RAIN, AND HEAT JUST TO TAKE A GLIMPSE AT YOUR FAV. ARTIST. 

#26 YOU SEE YOURSELF WITH THEM FOR ETERNITY. 

#27 YOU GET JEALOUS OVER OBJECTS BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN TOUCHED BY YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST OR BOY BAND 

#28 YOU SPEND HOMEWORK TIME MAKING POSTERS FOR YOUR ARTIST'S UPCOMING CONCERT 

#29 YOU BUY THE SAME BRANDS THAT YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS WEAR. 

#30 YOU SIT THROUGH 2 HOURS OF PAIN AND TORTURE BECAUSE ALL OF THE 
MEMBERS OF YOUR FAVORITE GROUPS ARE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER 

#31 YOU SUPPORT THE 100 LONG EPISODES OF ACTING IN A DRAMA BY YOUR FAV. IDOL 

#32 YOU WRITE SONGS AND POEMS DEDICATING IT TO YOU FAVORITE ARTIST. 

#33 YOU SPEND YOUR YOUTH IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER WATCHING MUSIC VIDEOS 

#34 YOU PLAN ON NAMING YOUR FIRSTBORN AFTER THE BAND. 

#35 YOU WILL PUSH THAT OTHER GIRL OUT OF YOUR WAY JUST SO YOU CAN TOUCH THE HEAVENLY HANDS OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. 

#36 YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE COUNTRY JUST SO YOU CAN ATTEND ALL THE CONCERT DATES FOR THEIR TOURS 

#37 YOU BLAME THEIR INCONSISTENCIES AND MISTAKES ON THE MICS OR THE SOUND EFFECTS 

#38 YOU NEED AN OXYGEN TANK JUST TO FINISH THE DRAMA BECAUSE THEIR SO HOT.  

#39 YOU LOSE YOUR VOCAL CORDS SCREAMING FOR THEM 

#40 YOU ARE WILLING TO FLY OVER TO KOREA AND ENROLL IN THE SAME UNIVERSITY AS THEM 

#41 YOU ARE WILLING TO MAJOR IN SINGING AND ACTING EVEN IF YOU CAN'T SING OR ACT 

#42 YOU ARE WILLING TO SKIP PROM AND GO SEE THEM IN CONCERT 

#43 YOU ARE WILLING TO DUMP YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR T.O.P 

#44 YOU SPEND 1 HOUR RANTING ON A THREAD ABOUT WHY YOUR FAV. ARTIST SHOULD HAVE WON THAT AWARD INSTEAD. 

#45 YOU BASH OTHERS BECAUSE THEY RANT ABOUT WHY THEIR ARTISTS DIDN'T WIN. 

#46 YOU ARE WILLING TO TRADE IN YOUR FAMILY MEMBER FOR A CONCERT TICKET (MY BROTHER IS ON TRADE.... I WANT A SUPER SHOW 4 TICKET.)

#47 YOU FEEL BAD AND GET DEPRESSED WHEN YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST IS FEELING BAD OR DEPRESSED. 

#48 YOU SAVE EVERY CLIPPINGS AND NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT THEM EVEN IF THAT MEANS YOUR ROOM IS LOST AMIDST A SEA OF POSTERS. 

#49 YOU BUY EVERYTHING. I MEAN EVERYTHING THAT YOUR FAV. ARTIST LIKES OR ENDORSE OR ETC.

#50 YOU SAVE YOUR PAYCHECK FOR THOSE OVERPRICED CONCERT DVDS AND POSTERS. 

#51 YOU HAVE THEIR POSTERS ON YOUR CEILING SO YOU CAN DREAM ABOUT THEM EVEN AT NIGHT. 

#52 YOU HAVE PILLOWS AND BLANKETS WITH THEIR FACES ON IT. 

#53 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT SCHOOL OR STUDYING. IT'S ALL ABOUT STAYING UP LATE AND WATCHING YOUR FAV. ARTIST AT THE MKMF 

#54 CHERISH THEIR SIGNATURES. EVEN IF IT IS UGLY AND ILLEGIBLE 

#55 YOU WILL GO ON STRIKE JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY EXCEPT "13" 

#56 YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELF LEARN ALL THE DANCE STEPS EVEN IF YOU HAVE TWO PERMANENT LEFT TOES. 

#57 YOU MAKE PUMPKIN SOUP. (SUNGMIN I LOVE YOU) 

#58 YOU STEAL THEIR POSTERS AT SM AUDITIONS. 

#59 YOU STALK THEM. 

#60 YOU GO TO THE SAME RESTAURANT 

#61 YOU LEARN KOREAN JUST SO YOU CAN SAY "WILL YOU MARRY ME" 

#62 YOU ARE WILLING TO RUN IN HEELS JUST TO CATCH UP TO THEIR BUS (HINT: 
MAKE SURE THE HEELS ARE 2 INCHES OR LESS~ ANYTHING HIGHER THEN 2 INCHES WILL MAKE YOU HANDICAP..... TRUST ME I KNOW) 

#63 YOU TRIED TO POISON YOUR FAV. BAND'S RIVALS IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. 

#64 YOU WAIT OUTSIDE THEIR HOSTEL HOPING TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THEIR MORNING FACES. 

#65 YOU WILL BE ALRIGHT WITH EVERYTHING THEY DO. EVEN IF IT'S WRONG. 

#66 YOU SUPPORT AND LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOU ARE WILLING TO LOSE YOUR SOCIAL LIFE 

#67 JUST SEEING THEM MAKES YOU HAPPY 

#68 YOU WILL SERIOUSLY FIND THE "S****" THAT COSTARRED WITH THEM IN THE MV AND KILL HER. 

#69 YOU WANT THEIR BABIES 

#70 YOU WON'T EVEN WASH THE HANDS THAT THEY TOUCHED. 

#71 YOU WOULDN'T MIND HAVING THEM RAPE YOU 

#72 YOU ARE ONLY SATISFIED IF THEY HAVE COLLABORATIONS WITH ONLY MALE GROUPS AND SINGERS 

#73 YOU WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM 

#74 YOU WANT THE TISSUE THAT THEY WIPED THEIR SNOT ON 

BECAUSE: YOU SNIFF THEIR PILLOWS FROM THEIR HOTEL ROOM AFTER THEY HAVE LEFT. OBVIOUSLY BEFORE THE MAIDS COME THOUGH. 

#75 YOU WILL FIGHT WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND OVER WHICH MEMBER YOU WILL GET. 

#76 YOU GET GLARES FROM GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE IN YOUR POSITION. 

#77 YOU BASH GIRL GROUPS FOR THEIR PERFORMANCE EVEN WHEN IN TRUTH THE BOYS REALLY PUT NO EFFORT INTO THE PERF IN THE FIRST PLACE. 

#78 YOU VOLUNTEER TO DO BEACH CLEAN-UP IN THE NAME OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. 

#79 YOU DIG UP PICS OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST FAMILY MEMBERS. 

#80 YOU START WWIII WITH ANOTHER THREAD BECAUSE YOUR GROUP LOOKS BETTER WITH ANOTHER GROUP. 

#81 YOU PHOTOSHOP YOUR FACE AND YOUR FAV. ARTIST'S FACE JUST TO SEE WHAT YOUR KIDS WILL LOOK LIKE 

#82 YOU ARE TOO POSSESSIVE OVER DBSK, SUJU, BIG BANG AND ETC. ( HANDS OFF, KYUHYUN IS MINE) 

#83 YOU ARE TOO OBSESSED. 

#84 YOU WRITE TO THEM EVERYDAY.  

#85 YOU LIKE THEM FOR THEIR LOOKS. HEY THEY LOOK CUTE SO THE MUSIC WILL BE CUTE TOO. 

#86 YOU LIVE FOR THEM. WITHOUT THEM YOU WOULD DIE. 

#87 YOU PLAN ON GETTING THEM RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE ANNIVERSARY GIFTS 

#88 YOU KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM 

#89 YOU REMEMBER THEIR BIRTHDAYS..... WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN PARENTS. 

#90 YOU WILL CHOOSE THEM OVER CUTE AND ADORABLE BABIES ANY DAY. 

#91 YOU GET SENT TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE YOU FAINTED JUST LOOKING AT THEM 

#92 YOU GET THEIR COSTAR'S CYWORLD BLOG CLOSED DOWN. 

#93 YOU SPAZZ OVER ALL MEETINGS WITH THEM 

#94 YOU JUMP IN JOY OVER YOUR SIMILARITIES WITH YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. 

#95 NOTHING WILL KEEP YOU AWAY FROM GETTING TO YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. 

#96 YOU GET A TATTOO WITH THEIR FACES.

#97 YOU MEMORIZED ALL THE SCHEDULES IN KOREA. 

#98 YOU HAVE ARCHIVED ALL OF THEIR PERFORMANCES AND PICTURES. 

#99 YOU KNOW WHO THEIR EXES ARE. 

#100 THERE ARE THREADS DEDICATED TO THEIR EXES' OR CURRENT SIGFICANT OTHER AND THEIR FAMILIES 

#101 GIRL GROUP FANS FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER ON WHO IS MORE POPULAR AND WHO CAN SING LIVE. 

#102 YOU JUDGE AND HATE ON THEIR CHOICES OF BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS 

#103 YOU SECRETLY ARE SMILING INSIDE NOW THAT THEY BROKE IT OFF WITH THEIR GF'S OR BF'S (THEY WERE TOO GOOD FOR THEM ANYWAYS) 

#104 YOU WORSHIP THEM LIKE A NEW RELIGION. 

#105 YOU WILL TUNE IN TO THEIR RADIO BROADCASTING EVEN IF THE TIME ZONES ARE DIFFERENT 

#106 YOU STAYED UP EVERYDAY AND WATCHED THE AWARD FESTIVALS

#107 YOU STAYED AWAKE FOR 24 HOURS JUST TO FINISH THEIR DRAMA 

#108 YOU WANT TO LIVE IN KOREA JUST SO YOU CAN SEE THEM EVERYDAY 

#109 YOU ARE WILLING TO BUY TICKETS THAT ARE SOLD AT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ABOVE THE ORIGINAL VALUE JUST SO YOU CAN SEE THEM IN CONCERT. 

#110 YOU ARE WILLING TO VOTE FOR THEM AND CREATE THOUSANDS OF ACCOUNTS ON MNET SO THEY CAN WIN THE AWARD 

#111 YOU WOULD TAKE A BULLET WOUND FOR THEM 

#112 YOU CAN ENDURE THE COLD AND RAIN WHILE WAITING FOR THEM TO FINISH THEIR DINNER 

#113 YOU WILL MAKE THEM COOKIES AND THINK THAT THEY WILL EAT IT. 

#114 YOU ARE JUST SO IN LOVE WITH THEM. 

#115 YOU WILL GET OFFENDED BY THIS THREAD. 

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